Collin is continually saying the funniest things. He surprises me sometimes with how smart he is & I love being there every minute watching his little vocabulary blossom! Some of his latest famous quotes:
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Something you do not want to hear your 2-year-old yell down the hall:
Collin: Oh no! A big huge mess!
Mommy: What happened!
Collin: I pee-peed all over the place!
(We are still working on “aiming”)
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Collin: Ahhh, Ahhh, Ahhh
Mommy: Collin! Stop whining!
Collin: I’m not whining, I’m just saying, “Ahhh, Ahhh, Ahhh”. Just going like that, not whining.
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Mommy: Collin, what are you doing?
Collin: I am going to beach. You are sick, daddy is sick, Gracie is sick, Beau Beau is sick. I going to beach by myself to have fun. I will pray for you feel better when I get home, I promise.
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My mom has a pretty large Snoopy collection in her house. After a recent visit to Texas, we stopped back in Pensacola to visit family there, where we have a cousin names Charley.
Charley: Collin, I will be right back.
Collin: Mommy, where is Charlie Brown going?
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Collin: Oh no, what happened to your head?
Mommy: What do you mean?
Collin: A big bug bite you! (pointing to a pimple in the middle of my forehead)
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Mommy: Wow Collin, how did you know how to turn off that lamp?
Collin: I work out at gym.
Mommy: You work out at the gym??
Collin: Yeah, karate class.
(my child has never taken any type of karate class, much less stepped foot into a gym)
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This picture is right after Collin spontaneously undressed himself down to his underwear in the middle of a family breakfast with my parents & sister and ran around the table yelling, “Nakey, nakey, nakey” and rubbing his belly on everyone…
I think I have a clown on my hands
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